like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts they’re just sitting there watching
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
A restaurant has servers that work.
sherlocksscarf: vincemoon: sprucey: ...
I may be the slowest in PE class, but on the... →
When gym teachers make you run a mile. →
After 3 feet:
Hush little baby, don’t say a word. Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn...– Harley Quinn, Batman Arkham City. (via ohyeahyeah)
How other girls sit in class →
How I sit:
my sister really, really hates when Christmas...
mymochafrappuchino: so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper wrapped that box put that box in a bigger box taped that box shut wrapped the big box wrapped it again in tissue paper put it in a bag filled with tissue paper and put a bow on it ...
When trying to do magic:
chocolatewands: Expectations: Reality: BECAUSE I AM NOT A MUGGLE.