December 2011
like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
A restaurant has servers that work.
sherlocksscarf:
vincemoon:
sprucey:
...
I may be the slowest in PE class, but on the... →
When gym teachers make you run a mile. →
After 3 feet:
“Hush little baby, don’t say a word. Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn...”
– Harley Quinn, Batman Arkham City. (via ohyeahyeah)
How other girls sit in class →
How I sit:
my sister really, really hates when Christmas...
mymochafrappuchino:
so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
wrapped that box
put that box in a bigger box
taped that box shut
wrapped the big box
wrapped it again in tissue paper
put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
and put a bow on it
...
When trying to do magic:
chocolatewands:
Expectations:
Reality:
BECAUSE I AM NOT A MUGGLE.
