“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
say what you like about frozen but the fact is, the second highest grossing animated film ever, now with a golden globe and an oscar behind it, is a film about two sisters, one of whom suffers from tangible depression and anxiety attacks, and the most important relationship is that of their love for each other and i think that’s pretty darn cool
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
a true friend is the one who shares gum with you
my smile is terrible don’t ever make me smile. my laugh is also terrible don’t ever make me laugh. my anything is terrible. don’t make me do anything. don’t look at me