okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?
Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train
im sorry but
Here we can see the magical potion all bisexuals must bathe in to maintain their powers.
5,000 people is more people then the number of people that live in my TOWN
Is this viral?
I took a bath!
i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can
i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know
first rule of friendship:
- do not insult their hogwarts house
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER