• Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
  • Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
  • Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.


I hope it fucking haunts you that you are the reason for the scars on my body.



sweet, harmless and innocent





  • mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
  • me: i have no idea


  • Interviewer: I blush to say it, but are you aware there's a "F-ck Yeah, Tom Hiddleston" tumblr?
  • Tom: [Smiles] I am.

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton